Cecil B. DeMille returned a script to a screenwriter with the following note: "What I have crossed out I didn't like. What I haven't crossed out I am dissatisfied with."
My father gave me a bat for Christmas.
The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth.
-- Chico Marx
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