Student bloopers (published in The Revenge of Anguished English, 2005):
The gift that the Phoenicians gave to civilization was Phoenician blinds.
The four gospels were written by John, Paul, George, and that other guy.
The ship that brought the first settlers to the new world was the Cauliflower.
Someone who runs for an office he already holds is called an incompetent.
The author of The Communist Manifesto was Harpo Marx.
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